The Health Institute of Nutrition

For Immediate Release

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The Health Institute of Nutrition announced on Tuesday that it would honor MeMe Roth with an honorary medical degree for her remarkable efforts in the War On Obesity*.

MeMe Roth is best known as founder/president of the group National Action Against Obesity. NAAO is in many ways the spiritual forebear of our own Institute. According to its website, its mission statement is:

“To totally not just be a lone woman acting out against the world as an extension of an unhealthy obsession with hanging on to her idealized thin body as a symbol of vanished youth itself, forgotten dreams, and lost potential that can never be regained.”

With the sort of dedication and perseverance Ms. Roth continues to show in the face of even the worst facts that are thrown at her by her mean-spirited opponents, that goal will be achieved any year now.

Ms. Roth has tirelessly campaigned to bring the good facts about health and nutrition to a nation whose obese are so often endangered by crippling levels of self-esteem and personal pride. Yet, despite often appearing on television in close proximity to many highly trained medical type people, Ms. Roth has no actual credentials to back up her highly scienterrific claims.

This almost criminal oversight ends today when the Institute extends a warm invitation to Ms. Roth to receive a Doctor of Involvement degree** for her kind participation in so many medical-like discussions. The honor is to be conferred upon her in a public ceremony with acting NAAO vice president MeMe Roth, secretary MeMe Roth, and treasurer MeMe Roth also in attendance.

Though seating at the ceremony is limited, a total of ten NAAO members selected at random have also been invited: MeMe Roth, MeMe Roth, MeMe Roth, MeMe Roth, MeMe Roth, MeMe Roth, Julia Havey, MeMe Roth, and MeMe Roth, with another person to be named later.

After the ceremony, guests will be treated to a filtered water and calcium supplement buffet.

* Results not typical.

**As with all of life’s accomplishments, this prestigious award will be revoked if at any point the recipient reveals that she can no longer fit into her wedding dress.